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The Internet's Oldest Humor Organization for Clever Old People

and their attorneys.

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" Isn't that the cleverest thing you ever heard? What?"

   

Our Choices for Geezer Service of the Month and Geezer Product of the Week:

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YMR QUALITY DISCOUNT VACATIONS

 

Geezers, we have not actually tried this service, but we like the sound of their goal of serving the over-55 for lunch bunch well.

Please let us know if you receive other than the quality service at a discount they promise. We'll pass it along to YMT. If you DO receive the service promised, let us know that, too, and we'll post your endorsements here.

 

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This Week's Politically Correct Graphic


(http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/politicalcartoons/ig/Political-Cartoons/Race-to-the-Finish.htm)

 

This may NOT be our LAST year* after all ...

Huzzah! Onward, Upward, Excelsior! (The motto, not the packing material.)

As you'll see below, we wanted to take next year off to complete a novel already in progress. Working four hours a day every day, seven days a week, to reliably distribute "The Nooze of the Day from The Geezer Brigade™" to The Geezership is worth every penny of the $36.00 a year dues we've been asking, we are told. It also makes a difference in people's lives.

It has been both our pride and joy and, in a small way, our (additional) bread and butter, helping us to have our ends meet in the middle, heh, heh, heh.

However, it leaves not much energy for other writing.

Especially at our age.

BUT, WHAT IF ... we still sent out an original "Geezerly Thought of the Day" every day (some Geezers simply must have something funny in their in boxes every morning, no matter what, like me!) and distributed "The Geezer's Digest"© only once a week with all the features our members have come to love and often participate in providing, with credit. Then, we could work on the novel during the week and save the heavy-duty Geezerly work for Saturdays.

AND, WHAT IF ... we lowered our dues to only $12.00 a year instead of $36.00?

Would you join or rejoin, then, so as to let The Geezer Brigade continue?

Please indicate your pleasure (55+ or soon to be) below.

Send us your other thoughts, too, if you have some, to geezerinch@aol.com/ No obligation. No salesman will call.

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* "WHY our last year?" you may ask. Because The Geezer in Chief (for now) is determined to devote full time to finishing the dang novel he's started about the time he was a Navy pilot in Japan during the Cold War, flying Electronic Countermeasures missions in the P4M-1Q Martin Mercator, affectionately known as "The Queen of Black Ops."


Sample: "When I found out how the Japanese fertilized their crops, I no longer thought of Rice-A-Roni as 'The San Francisco Treat...''')

So, please RENEW or REJOIN The Geeze and The Gang and help make 2008 a
final blast of indiscriminate senile frivolity and geezerly ha-has.

MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ALIKE
PLEASE PARTICIPATE IN OUR ONLINE ACTIVITIES

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"Which of the leading candidates for President will do the best job for Seniors?"

Click HERE to take the poll anonymously. 55+ only. (Honor System)

 

"Speak Up! Eh?"

Q: "What is the most important national issue facing us Seniors at the moment?"

E-mail us your response at mebabette1@aol.com and we will post all usable Speak Ups until a gnu topic is posted. We'll use your first name and city of origin, but nothing else, to avoid spamming.
You must be 55+. (Honor system.)

Click here to see the latest Speak Ups! PLUS: "The Quote of the Day!"
Add your own wise commentary. You do not need to be a member to participate.

Comments? Questions?

E-mail me, still The Geezer in Chief (for now), DIRECTLY at:
geezerinch@aol.com

One last thing:

Please be sure to look at the Elite Elder Artisans
who promote their wares on our site.
Members, all.

Here are a couple of Elite Elder Artisans who also advertise with us:

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Click on their logos and check 'em out!
They're Geezers!

ALSO: TGB Member, GOOD OL' GEEZER ANN designed
both the Babette and Phyllis pages
as well as the G-1 cartoon below.

Visit her Web site here.

And then, come on back and set awhile!

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